COME ONE COME ALL - DISORDERS FOR EVERYONE!!!

I could not write something on this GD blog after a months hiatus unless it was good.  This is.  In a world where we are fascinated with disorders and diseases comes a whole new brand of things that we can label ourselves.  It used to be that anorexia and bulemia were the only two known eating disorders (sorry obesity was always apparent), and we all whispered when our best friend was showing tendencies of this in high school, but now we have a group of idiots putting together a whole other list of things.  Try DRUNKOREXIC - ok, sounds appealing, sounds like a few people we all know.  They are saying that these are people who forgo food calories in order to drink and still take in their reccommended daily calories - problem?  I see none.  These are responsible human beings who do NOT want to get fat and therefore are taking the proper precautions in order not to do so.  Another good one is ORTHOREXIA for all you health nuts - these are people who are WAY too concerned with exactly what goes in their mouth.  I think its a little bit sick when we live in a world where we cannot just call people drunks or vegan tree hugging crunchy granola’s, but rather tack REXIA on the end of everything and call it a disorder.  What about LABELREXIA - all you idiots out there who want to throw a label at the rest of us so we can feel a part of something.  god, idiots….  For more on this story check out Now Magazine  they are really good at hating everything, right here in Toronto - unless you are poor or feeding abandoned babies, soy milk out of a goat bladder, than they might like you, but the rest of us are fucked.