PIZZA HUT – CUSTOMIZED FATNESS

Pizza Hut has announced a new campaign…sigh…where online users can visit their website, and not only customize their order, but they can name it as well.  The un-intelligent name will go into a data-base, where other users can order the same pizza.  It is called BFD – Big Fantastic Deal – I would call it Big Fat Disgusting-ness.  I have never been a very big supporter of Pizza Hut because in Grade 5 on Pizza Day at school, my personal pan pizza was green (or at least the John – the Chinese kid beside me told me it was green because I am colorblind).  However – green.  I stopped Pizza Hut that night – cold turkey.  I have eaten it since, but my iron stomach HATES IT – probably all of the grease, dough and excessive cheese.  Anyways, I am not liking this – do NOT give an overly fat, disgusting society the chance to personalize their addiction to all things containing LARD by making it their own by naming it after their favourite pork product.  Lets start to customize and name a work out regime….no?  This marketing campaign is apparently working, because there are currently 13000 named pizzas out there, even though there are only 144 differen combinations – people are so stupid.  Check out the website – I am not linking it because I think you can use the caloric burn that your fingers will expend by having to Google it.  If I made a pizza – I would call it MSIB – Making Society Insanely Obese – but at least I think Pizza Hut cares about little ol me.  Sick…