HOOTERS KIDS DAY!!!

Mommy – I’m scared.  What exactly does this entail?  I would be skeptical to send my small child to Hooters for kids day – although nothing says Happy Birthday Bobby like a Labia Majora sticking out of an overtight set of flourescent orange booty shorts.  I wish I could say that my steadfast family moments [...]

PET PEEVE – Expectant Mother Parking

Oh Fuck – here we go.  Before I even get started I am going to say it – I will not accept retorts to this post that say – ‘because you are a man’.  This could quite possibly be deemed as sexist, but its not intended that way, so if it does come off as [...]

LOVE – RECYCLED ART

We all know I am on this crazy green, recycling kick and trying to get the rest of the world to follow suit.  But how friggin cool is this shit?  ALL RECYCLED ART…made from the refuse of you and your dirty family.  These inspired individuals have taken what you take for granted and tried to [...]